In the eyes of Facebook, the most important
events in my life are: Born --- Joined Facebook --- Started Using Facebook for
Android.
And I can’t change this peculiar display of
my life’s meaning. Upset by Facebook’s dictatorship and arrogance, I decided to
leave the Empire by committing Facebook suicide --- terminating my Facebook
Avatar, shutting down my account, and never return. This is probably one of the
most liberating things.